I have lived a thousand years

and I have seen 10000 things.


Ask me about anything except math.   


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carcino6eneticist: marthakar: sexualtictactoe: I almost spat my latte omg best church

carcino6eneticist:

marthakar:

sexualtictactoe:

I almost spat my latte

omg

best church

(via dietchola)


Reblogged from worb

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

(Source: worb, via methods-to-madness)


Reblogged from hummelmccall

i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”

no you know what movie we really don’t need

a katy perry documentary

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Reblogged from kaddie

kaddie:

do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe

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Reblogged from collegehumor
collegehumor: Adele’s Pregnancy Test Out of the blue = positiveRed line = negative

collegehumor:

Out of the blue = positive
Red line = negative

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Reblogged from metapod
pinkwhig: MAY WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GOD?!

pinkwhig:

MAY WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GOD?!

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