I have lived a thousand years

and I have seen 10000 things.


Ask me about anything except math.   
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carcino6eneticist:

marthakar:

sexualtictactoe:

I almost spat my latte

omg

best church

carcino6eneticist:

marthakar:

sexualtictactoe:

I almost spat my latte

omg

best church

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Reblogged from worb

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

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i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”

no you know what movie we really don’t need

a katy perry documentary

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kaddie:

do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe

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collegehumor:


Adele’s Pregnancy Test



Out of the blue = positiveRed line = negative

collegehumor:

Out of the blue = positive
Red line = negative

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pinkwhig:

MAY WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GOD?!

pinkwhig:

MAY WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GOD?!

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